May 22, 2012   763 notes
nickdouglas: bestnatesmithever: finalellipsis: chuckhistory: This isn’t really for you to answer to anyone but yourself.  I pretty much only go anywhere to not masturbate. This is originally why men got jobs and women were allowed to stay home, right? But then women got all liberated and started masturbating, so then they had to get jobs too. In China the kids start masturbating at a very young age, which is why they have kids working in sweatshops. Yep.

nickdouglas:

bestnatesmithever:

finalellipsis:

chuckhistory:

This isn’t really for you to answer to anyone but yourself. 

I pretty much only go anywhere to not masturbate.

This is originally why men got jobs and women were allowed to stay home, right? But then women got all liberated and started masturbating, so then they had to get jobs too.

In China the kids start masturbating at a very young age, which is why they have kids working in sweatshops.

Yep.

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